Discount Noah
David Antrobus Posted on Friday, October 23, 2015 at 8:35PM 
He knew a time approached when it might behoove a man to make good his escape from this tarnished jewel of a world. And for this, he began to build his pod from molded plastics and bright chrome, bringing to bear skills he'd learned in his youth. Granted, he favored natural materials, but he was a carpenter in a world bereft of wood.
"Never did Jesus much good, either," he said to Maisie Ellen, who stopped by now and again to chat.
"What's that now?"
"His trade, I mean."
"Stuff and nonsense."
He loved this part. Fastening and honing and sanding. Making things fit. Smoothing and fashioning. The backs of his hands were dry and creased as Martian valleys, all tawny cliffs and canyons fanned with deep rubicund gulches. Life, he thought, is mostly about elaborating.
So he elaborated.
"Jesus hisself, I'm sayin'. A carpenter who ended up nailed to two hunks of wood. Should probably have stuck to fishing. Though even then they probably woulda poked a hook through his damn lip and hoisted him over all them rubberneckers."
"He was a fisher of men, not a fisherman. Different thing entirely, you old heathen."
"Yeah, well."
She regarded him as he worked. He noticed.
"What? Woman, you look like you've been chewin' a lemon soaked in vinegar."
"You really think you can save your scrawny heretic posterior while billions pass from this tired old world?"
"Sure, maybe. Why not? Someone's gotta. Happened once before."
"You heard the saying about the only two things certain in life, right?"
"Yeah."
"Tell me."
He put down his tools and gave her eye contact. "Death and taxes."
"Uh-huh."
The faded charcoal arch of her brow forced him to elaborate again.
"Figure if I cheat the first, the other ain't gonna count for all that much. Kind of a twofer."
"Well, good luck with that, Major Tom. Me, I'm happy to keep canning fruit and sweeping away cobwebs until the good lord calls his sheep home."
"Always been more partial to goats myself. More gumption. And I prefer to take my chances up there." He peered into a dark void scattered with bright rainfall diamonds on some vast invisible dome.
Had a lifetime of such mysteries. Getting tired now.
"You old fool. Up there's where I'm fixin' to go too. Only not in some contraption built outta duct tape, binder twine, and dollar-store gimcrackery, neither."
At this he laughed long into the night, while the two men observing through one-way glass glanced at each other; one shrugged and the other shook his head so briefly it might have been a tic.
"So convincing I could almost hear the other party's words."
"Yeah. He's in deep, poor old fella. We need to up his dose, I'm afraid."
Back in the room, the old man paced and chuckled to himself, rubbing his rough hands together and imagining to what glittering enchantments, what unspeakable radiance, the arc of his ark might soon transport him.
Reader Comments (4)
In a weird way this reminds me of the movie Matrix. Nice.
Nice! Thanks for reading and for that flattering comment, Yvonne!
I'm sorry it took me a week to read this sparkling gem of flash. You captured my heart right here: ""Never did Jesus much good, either," he said to Maisie Ellen, who stopped by now and again to chat." Such a simple line yet it hones in on the character(s) perfectly.
As always with you, you twine in dark emotion and thoughtful situations to twist and tighten around readers' hearts, but I also love that the spareness and language place the story perfectly in both worlds.
Well done, Mr. Antrobus.
Jo, I'm happy if a single person reads my words, even if it's a year late, so no worries.
And thanks as always for the feedback. I really wanted to show this character and had little space in which to do it, so your response is especially gratifying. :)